The Booty Report

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Arrr, can the vote be a-fightin’ again? Five plunderin’ dangers to a jolly good election, matey!

2024-10-29

Arrr, matey! A squabble o’ lawsuits, tall tales, an’ scallywags fightin’ fer the ballot can turn this whole voting voyage into a right mess! Aye, it be lookin’ like a stormy sea out there, with no fair winds fer our ship o' democracy!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of litigation, disinformation, and the shenanigans 'round the certifying o’ the vote. Aye, the seas be turbulent these days, and the process be fraught with peril! Imagine, if ye will, a scallywag tryin’ to steal yer treasure, but instead of gold doubloons, they be fightin' over ballots like they be the last rum ration on a deserted isle!

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