Arrr! Ex-WWE scallywag Mick Foley be callin’ Trump a treacherous swindler; he be spillin’ the beans fer a hearty laugh!
2024-10-29
Arrr, matey! Legendary grappler Mick Foley be callin' the ex-captain Trump a "sneaky scallywag!" In a jolly chat on the cursed CNN seas, he spun a yarn 'bout why he be settin' sail with Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, chaos on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as we recount a grand tale of the wrestling seas! The legendary Mick Foley, known across the ring as Mankind, Cactus Jack, and Dude Love, be raisin' a ruckus against that scallywag Trump, who be plottin' his second voyage for the captaincy of the land. In a jolly chat on the CNN ship, Foley declared his allegiance to the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, claimin' she brings a bounty of joy to the political storm.This yarn comes after Foley fired cannonballs of words at Trump on his social media deck, callin' the former commander a "dangerous conman," not the "harmless" bilge rat he once thought. He be fond of the lovely Harris, likin' her from her days on the campaign trail, and declared he’d rather embrace her optimism than the fear that Trump spins like a treacherous tempest.
But beware, for not all wrestlers agree! The mighty Hulk Hogan, with charisma and flair, took to the Trump ship, claimin’ Harris be readin' from a script! He be sayin' only Trump can steer the ship of state to calmer waters. The seas be roilin', and the crew be divided! So hoist the sails, and let the election winds blow! Arrr!