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2024-10-29
Arrr! No shock to landlubbers, the New York Times be hoisting the flag fer Kamala Harris! The Washington Post be sittin' on the fence, and the Los Angeles Times editor stormed off like a scurvy dog when told to keep mum. Meanwhile, the nice folk in Hamtramck be grumblin' over their wished-for sea of Muslims not sailin' in!
Avast ye landlubbers! In the grand saga of the political seas, the illustrious New York Times has hoisted the sails o’ support for none other than Kamala Harris, proclaimin' her fit to captain the ship o' presidency! Arrr, but the Washington Post be sittin' on the fence, not choosin' a scallywag to back. Meanwhile, the editorials editor at the Los Angeles Times threw a right fit, stormin’ off the ship when the owners ordered her not to toss her endorsement into the choppy waters. They were all set to back Harris, but the winds of change blew in a different direction.And what’s this ruckus from the nice liberals in Hamtramck, Michigan? They be miffed, I tell ye! Seems them thousands of Muslim immigrants they lured to their fair port have a mind of their own, not alignin' with the crew they envisioned! It be a right mishmash of political plunderin', and ne’er a dull moment on this tumultuous tide! So gather 'round, me hearties, for the seas of politics be ever changin’, and we be ready to ride the waves of chaos, hearty laughter, and the occasional grog! Yarrr!