"Arrr! If ye be frettin' over them fiery mischiefs in Washington and Oregon, hoist the sails of action, mateys!"
2024-10-29
Ahoy, mateys! If ye be fretful 'bout yer precious ballots after them fiery shenanigans in Vancouver and Portland, fear not! Just hoist the sails and take a gander at yer vote, lest it be turned to ash like a ship in a storm! Arrr!
Avast me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of fiery mischief in the fair lands of Vancouver and Portland. It seems some scallywags took a fancy to ballot boxes and set 'em ablaze, makin' good folk wonder if their precious votes would ever see the light of day. But fear not! For only three ballots were singed in this dastardly deed, thanks to a fine fire suppressant stashed inside the box, protectin' most votes from a fiery doom!The clever folks at Multnomah County be reachin' out to those affected, lettin' 'em know they can get replacements for their charred ballots. If ye tossed yer vote in that box on SE Belmont 'twixt the hours of Saturday afternoon and the crack of dawn on Monday, best to contact the Elections crew at 503-988-6826, lest yer vote be lost to the flames!
And if ye be wantin' updates on yer ballot, sign up for the Track Your Ballot service to receive alerts like a ship's bell ringin’—text, phone, or email. For more info, sail on over to multco.us/trackyourballot. And in Washington, they be havin' their own tracking at votewa.gov, so no voter be left in the dark!
So fret not, ye fine voters! Keep yer wits about ye and make sure yer voice be heard, even amidst the chaos of fire and folly!