Arrr, Doug be sayin’ Kamala’s heart be with Israel, checkin’ her compass for Jewish treasures, savvy?
2024-10-29
Arrr, me hearties! In a last-minute parley, Doug Emhoff, the second mate of the Vice, spun a yarn to the Jewish crew in Pennsylvania, claimin' that his missus, Kamala Harris, be feelin' it in her belly what it be to back Israel! Blimey, what a gut instinct!
Arrr mateys! In a last-minute charm offensive to the Jewish folk, our second mate Doug Emhoff spun a yarn in Pennsylvania, proclaiming his lass, Vice President Kamala Harris, be feelin' it deep in her gut for Israel! "Aye, she feels it in her kishkes!" quoth Emhoff, like a true buccaneer of the ballot box. This gut feeling, a relic of days past when folks pondered Obama’s loyalty, be back on deck!"Kamala’s heart be as steadfast as a ship’s anchor!" he declared, remindin' all of the dark days, like the Tree of Life synagogue tragedy. While both Harris and Trump be wooing the Jewish crews, Emhoff reminded them that history’s tides lean toward Democrats, with Biden’s ship sailing through 70% support in 2020.
But beware, mateys! Emhoff warned that Trump be a tempest of chaos and cruelty that stirs up the dark waters of Jew-hatred. "When the seas of madness rise, we must roll up our sleeves, not our eyes!" he bellowed. Meanwhile, Trump be scratchin' his head at Jewish support for Democrats, claimin’ it be a puzzlin' habit. As the election draws near, the Jewish voting waters be tricky, with Harris walkin' a tightrope to keep both sides happy! Aye, what a swashbucklin' spectacle it be!