Arrr, amidst the stormy seas of grumblin', Trump be claimin’ he’s the finest captain for Puerto Rico there ever be!
2024-10-29
Arrr, matey! The old captain of the ship claimed bold words at a round table o' chatter in Pennsylvania, just days after a jester jabbed at Puerto Rico during a raucous Trump shindig in New York. Aye, the seas be full o' jesters and tall tales!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of a former captain o' the realm, who be makin’ waves in Pennsylvania, aye! Just t’other day at a round-table parley, this scallywag laid claim to all sorts o' notions, spoutin’ his thoughts like a parrot with a bee in its bonnet.This be comin' on the heels of a comical jester who took the stage at a grand Trump rally in New York, throwin’ shade upon the fair isle o' Puerto Rico, as if it were some ol' piece of barnacle-covered driftwood! The crowd roared like a tempest, while our former captain found himself in a bit of a pickle, tryin’ to navigate the choppy waters of public opinion.
As the shenanigans unfolded, one might question if the good captain be steering his ship into a stormy sea or just havin' a jolly ol' laugh at the expense of his fellow sailors. 'Tis a curious tale indeed, filled with jest and jibe, as the crew debates whether this be a bold move or a fool’s errand under the black flag of controversy!