Arrr! Democrats be shoutin' insults ‘bout Puerto Rico on billboards near Trump’s shindig in Pennsylvania, like scallywags!
2024-10-29
Arrr, matey! The crew tossed a chest o' doubloons to snag two grand digital signs in Allentown, where the fine folk of Puerto Rico be swarming! Mayhaps they’ll be drawn like seagulls to a ship’s feast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale 'o treasure not of gold, but of flashing lights and jolly advertisements! A brave crew o' party loyalists set sail on the digital seas, plundering an investment in not one, but TWO grand billboards, shining bright like a pirate’s shiny doubloon in Allentown, Pennsylvania!Now, ye see, Allentown be a fine port where many a Puerto Rican soul be livin'. Aye, with a mighty population that dances to the rhythm of the salsa and the merengue! The savvy lads and lasses thought, “What better way to spread the word o’ our fine cause than to blast it upon the very skies like a cannonball?” So, they hoisted their sails and chose billboards that’d make even Blackbeard himself raise a brow in admiration!
With these digital marvels, they be settin' the stage for the people to see their messages, makin’ ‘em flash like the sparks from a ship’s cannon! Who knows, me hearties, perhaps they’ll even inspire a merry gathering o' folk to join their crew! So let the rum flow and the laughter ring, fer these billboards be the new treasure maps of this here party, guiding the good folk to the bounty of ideas and jests that await! Arrr!