Arrr! Tim Walz be sayin’ that Dwyane Wade statue be a frightful sight fit for Davy Jones’ locker!
2024-10-29
Arrr, on the morn of Monday, a grand statue of the famed Miami Heat scallywag, Dwyane Wade, be revealed! But lo! A crew of critics be raisin’ their voices, even the landlubber Tim Walz, eyein’ the treasure from afar. Aye, it be a sight to behold!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Governor Tim Walz of the land of Minnesota, who be throwin' some jabs at the statue of the famed Dwyane Wade! Aye, this statue be causin’ quite the ruckus on the Internet, lookin’ less like the Miami Heat legend and more like a random scallywag! Walz, with a twinkle in his eye, be likin’ it to Laurence Fishburne, which be a far cry from the man himself!“By the beard of Neptune, how be it that the sculptor got this so wrong?” Walz exclaimed to the landlubber Dan Le Batard. Yet, in true pirate fashion, the good D-Wade be takin’ it all in stride, callin' the moment special for his kin, and jestin' that if he wanted it to look like him, he’d just stand outside the arena! Aye, he be a class act indeed!
The statue be meant to capture a grand moment—Wade yellin’, “This be my house!” during a battle with the Chicago Bulls, yet the jersey be all wrong! With 800 hours o’ work put into this creation, it be a complicated process that leaves many a heart chucklin’! So, hoist the sails, me hearties, for this tale be a true treasure of hilarity on the high seas of sports! Arrr!