The Booty Report

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"Arrr! The mighty waves in Valencia be claimin' many a soul—'tis a wet misfortune, matey!"

2024-10-30

Avast, me hearties! Over a thousand Spanish swabs be rushin' in to battle the fury o' Mother Nature, with grim tidings sayin' the count o' lost souls be risin' faster than a ship in a storm! Aye, 'tis one wild calamity for the ages, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of woe from the land o’ Spain, where Mother Nature be throwin' a right tempest! Over a thousand brave lads from the emergency response crew be settin' sail—nay, I mean, rushin' to lend a hand, as the death toll be climbin' higher than a crow's nest in a gale! Aye, this be one o’ the mightiest calamities the landlubbers have faced in many a year, like a kraken risin' from the depths!

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