The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Israel be soundin' the call fer landlubbers to skedaddle from Baalbek, lest ye meet Davy Jones!"

2024-10-30

Arrr, mateys! The Israel sea dogs be shoutin’ to the good folk of Baalbek to skedaddle! They be offerin’ three paths to safety, as the cannons finally be rumblin’ in their port! Aye, the town dodged the cannonballs ‘til this week, but now it’s time to set sail!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the land of Israel! In a ruckus fit for the high seas, the military scallywags be shoutin' to the good folk of Baalbek in the Bekaa Valley, "Ye best be skedaddlin'!" Aye, they be givin’ ‘em three fine paths to flee from the storm of cannon fire that be comin’ their way.

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