"Ahoy! Michigan scribe be tossed overboard for schemin' a hand count, like a scallywag countin' doubloons!"
2024-10-30
Arrr, the scallywag clerk be wantin’ to tally the votes by his own two hands, while the Trumpy mateys be spreadin’ tall tales ‘bout the cursed machines! Avast, methinks they be more lost than a ship in a stormy sea!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most curious from the land lubbers of politics! 'Twas a clerk, a land-loving scallywag, who declared he be wantin' to count votes by hand, as if he were reckonin' the gold doubloons in a treasure chest!But lo! There be a motley crew of Trump-aligned activists, spreadin' tales as wild as a sea storm, stirrin' up a tempest o' misinformation 'bout the votin' machines. Aye, these scallywags be claimin' the machines be as trustworthy as a one-legged pirate on a balance beam!
Now, ye might wonder why the clerk be choosin' to count by hand, like a buccaneer countin' his booty after a successful raid. Mayhaps he be thinkin' it’ll keep the sharks at bay, or perhaps he just enjoys the feel of parchment and quill, like a true scribe of the high seas!
In truth, this ruckus be a fine example of how a bit o' misinformation can turn the calmest of waters into a full-blown gale. So hoist the sails, me mateys, and let us navigate through the storm of confusion, for the seas of democracy be a treacherous place indeed!