Arrr! The D.N.C. be settin' its sights on local scrolls with a new ad venture, savvy?
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! The scrolls be blatherin’ on about Captain Trump bein’ “unhinged, unstable, and a raucous scallywag!” But alas, these tales be settin’ sail in the wee papers of the sleepy suburbs! Aye, 'tis a right jolly spectacle fer landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious case of one Donald Trump, a scallywag oft’ painted as “unhinged, unstable, and unchecked!” Aye, it seems the clever lads and lasses of the advertising seas be casting their nets in the quaint, smaller towns, where the ink-stained pages of suburban newspapers be flutterin’ like a ship in a squall.