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Arrr, what be this 'blue wall' ye speak of? Polls from those lands o' Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin be blowin' me compass!

2024-10-30

Arrr matey! In the midst o' chattin' 'bout them "bellwether counties" and "swingin' states," ye may catch wind of the fabled "blue wall." Both Captain Kamala and the swashbucklin’ Trump set sail in these waters, fightin' for the colors of the sea, ‘til Biden hoisted the blue flag once more!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the so-called "blue wall," a mighty fortress o' states where the Dems be hoistin' their flag high! In the days of yore, these lands were loyal to the blue, but lo and behold, in the year o' our Lord 2016, that scallywag Trump swiped away three o' these treasures from under their noses!

But hark! The winds of change blew fair in 2020, and with a hearty cheer, Biden sailed in to reclaim the lost booty, settin' the blue flag to wave once more! Both Vice President Kamala Harris and the former captain o' the ship, Donald Trump, have been battlin' it out in these waters, spendin' doubloons and time tryin' to win the hearts o' the folk in the blue wall states.

So, what be this blue wall, ye ask? It be a wall of states that once stood firm against all invaders, but now, it be a besieged citadel, with pirates on both sides tryin' to haul 'er down! Whether it be the Democrats or the rascally Republicans, ye can bet yer last gold coin that this be a battleground worth watchin'! So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a raucous ride on the high seas of politics!

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