Arrr, Putin be ponderin' if’n Harris be a fair wind or Trump be a squall for his treasure map!
2024-10-30
Arrr, when the scallywags asked Captain Putin 'twixt the waves o' the Far East, if he fancied Trump or Harris, he raised an eyebrow and grinned like a treasure hunter! "Our ‘favorite’ be Biden, savvy?" he quipped, "But alas, he be a bit weathered!" Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale o' the high seas o’ politics and jest! In the fair month of September, a curious soul dared to inquire o' the mighty Vlad the Impaler—aye, Putin himself! The question that sailed forth was whether he held a preference fer the scallywag Donald Trump or the fierce lass Kamala Harris.