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Arrr, Trump be sayin' Kamala’s sails be full o' pure hate, matey! A right jolly jest, that!

2024-10-30

Arrr, mateys! The old sea dog Trump be spoutin’ that Vicey Kamala be leadin’ a ship of hate! He claims her words be as shameful as a scallywag’s parley! After dodgin’ two cannonballs aimed at his noggin, he be callin’ her a stormy sea of demoralization! Avast! What a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of the former captain of the ship of state, Donald Trump, who be raisin' a ruckus 'bout that scallywag Vice President Kamala Harris! In his grand quarters at Mar-a-Lago, he declared her campaign be a “campaign of absolute hate,” a right tempest of words, it be!

Our dear Donald, havin' faced a couple of dastardly attempts on his life, be soundin' off like a cannon blast. He says the lady be shrouded in divisive rhetoric—callin' him a “fascist,” no less! Aye, he finds it shameful and downright inexcusable! With a glint in his eye, he proclaimed her campaign be one of demoralization and destruction, as if she be tryin' to sink his ship before it sails!

But fear not, mateys! For ol' Trump be keepin' his deck swabbed and his sails high, ready to weather the storm she brings. So hoist the colors and prepare for a right raucous battle of words on the high seas of politics, where each pirate be tryin' to outdo the other! Arrr!

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