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Arrr, Kamala’s crew be hushin’ after Biden called Trump fans ‘dung!’ Methinks the ship’s compass be a bit off!

2024-10-30

Arrr, matey! While Biden's words be echoing like a cannon blast, the Vice President and her crew be quieter than a ship lost in a fog. Seems the Democrats be takin' a long nap since his squawkin' on Tuesday! Avast, where be their voices?

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest ruckus from the landlubber politics of the New World! President Biden, in his infinite wisdom, likened a goodly number of Trump supporters to “garbage.” Aye, he did, right whilst chattin’ on a Zoom with the fine folk of Voto Latino, who surely be feelin' as jolly as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder.

Now, when asked about a jest made at a Trump rally, where a jester by the name of Tony Hinchcliffe called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage,” Biden seized the moment like a captain takin’ the wheel. “The only garbage I see floatin’ out there is his supporters,” he quipped. Aye, such words have sent the political seas into a tempest, with the Democrats hurlin’ their outrage like cannonballs!

Yet, what be the silence from Vice President Harris and her mates? Not a peep! It be strange, like a ship without a crew. Even the top Republicans are keeping their lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest. So, as we sail toward the 2024 election, it seems the tides of political discourse be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker. Yarrr, what a merry mess!

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