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Arrr! Zelenskyy be claimin' the scallywags from Russia be spillin' the brawl beyond the seas, with North Korea joinin' the fray!

2024-10-29

Arrr, matey! President Zelenskyy be sayin' them North Korean scallywags be joinin' the Russian lot on the battlefield, pushin' the fray 'beyond the borders'! Blimey, this be turnin' into a right jolly roger of a squabble! Avast, me hearties!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the tumultuous seas of Ukraine, where President Zelenskyy be warnin' of a fearsome crew of North Korean scallywags sailin' to bolster the Russian fleet in this ever-ragin' war.

Rumor has it, 10,000 of these landlubbers be showin' up, stirrin' up trouble not just in Ukraine but 'cross the whole wide world, causin' sweaty brows in the likes of Japan and Australia! Zelenskyy, in his maritime wisdom, be chattin' with the South Korean captain, Yoon, about the influx of those salty North Koreans, expectin' their numbers to swell to a whopping 12,000!

At the Pentagon, they be sayin’ that these North Korean deckhands are already causin’ a ruckus in Russia’s Kursk region, where the Russians be tryin' to fend off the mighty Ukrainian force. And as if that weren’t enough, South Korea be ready to toss some cannons to Ukraine, should the Nords keep meddlin'!

Meanwhile, in Washington, a secret parley be takin' place, discussin’ the delivery of more artillery to help Ukraine defend her shores! The North Koreans be stirrin' the pot, as tensions rise and the Russian fleet continues its bombardments, rainin' down destruction upon Kyiv and Kharkiv.

So, hoist yer flags, me hearties, for this war be turnin’ into an international blowout, with many a ship lookin' to join the fray! Arrr!

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