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"Arrr! Ten scallywags got banged up when their metal ships flew apart on a swinging giant! Aye, what a sight!"

2024-10-29

Avast, me hearties! A frightful footage be revealin’ the moment two gondola contraptions let loose from their moorings, crashin’ down like cannonballs! Ten scallywags be gettin’ banged up, six o' ‘em more critically than a parrot with a sore throat! Arrr, ‘tis no merry jaunt on the high seas!

Arrr, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round for a tale that’ll make yer timbers shiver! A frightenin’ spectacle unfolded at a fair in Ecuador, as two gondola cars from a mighty pendulum ride came loose, sendin’ their hapless passengers crashing down like cannonballs! Aye, the video be a sight to behold, with folks shrieking and runnin’ for their lives as the ride made a ruckus akin to a siren’s wail.

On that fateful Saturday, amidst the merry festivities of La Aurora, the ride swayed and bucked, soundin’ alarms like a ship in distress. The gondolas, once swingin’ high above, were soon plummeting, leavin’ ten poor souls injured, with six of ‘em critically hurt. One gondola landed with a thud upon the ride’s platform, while the other met its doom on the ground below, much to the horror of onlookers.

Witnesses reported blood on the wreckage, and brave souls rushed to aid the dazed victims, who looked as bewildered as a sailor after a night of rum! The police, like true mateys of the law, sealed off the fair and are investigatin’ this calamity. The ride’s organizers swear it was shipshape before the mishap, but alas, fate had other plans! Arrr, let this be a tale of caution, me hearties, for the sea of amusement can be a treacherous one!

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