Arrr, the Pentagon be sayin’ a sprinkle o’ North Korean scallywags be lurkin’ in Kursk, makin’ Biden fret like a landlubber!
2024-10-29
Arrr! The Pentagon be spouting on Tuesday that a scallywag fleet o’ 10,000 North Korean landlubbers sailed to Russia, addin’ to a few thousand already loungin’ in Kursk! It be a right fine shindig of soldiers, me hearty! Avast, what a motley crew!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a crew o' North Korean swabs makin' their way to the frosty shores of Russia’s Kursk region, where the battle drums be a-boomin' near Ukraine! The Pentagon be raisin' the alarm, claimin' that a modest band of these scallywags be already on Russian soil, wit' a whole fleet o' 10,000 more expected to join the fray soon enough!It seems that ol' North Korea be lendin' a hand to their mateys in Russia, preparin' to take up arms alongside 'em against Ukraine. The fine folks at the Pentagon be speculatin' that these buccaneers be trainin' to stomp into combat, though what role they be playin' remains as cloudy as a foggy night at sea.
Even President Biden be lookin' a tad worried, wonderin' what mischief these North Korean knaves be up to. And let’s not forget our South Korean mates, who be thinkin' 'bout sendin' some gear to Ukraine as a response to this treacherous alliance! As the winds of war blow strong, it seems North Korea and Russia are joinin' forces like two shipmates share a bottle o' rum, and who knows what kind o' chaos that’ll unleash!