"Avast! Let’s weigh anchor and scrutinize what ol' Harris be spouting in his grand finale, savvy?"
2024-10-30
Ahoy mateys! The vice captain be spoutin’ the truth mostly, but sometimes she be forgettin’ the whole tale when jabberin’ 'bout her rival, that scallywag Trump. Aye, she be missin’ bits and bobs ‘bout his tall tales and treasure counts! Arrr, a right chuckle it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair Vice President and her merry dance with the words of the infamous Donald J. Trump, the swashbucklin' former captain of the landlubbers! Aye, she be takin' to the seas of debate with a compass swingin' true, stickin' to the facts like barnacles on a ship's hull.Yet, lo and behold, there be times when the winds of context be blowin' fickle. Our fair VP, in her quest for truth, hath gone a-sailin' without the proper maps, leavin' some details adrift in the briny deep! Aye, there be moments when her tales of policies and numbers be slightly askew, like a crooked mast on a stormy night.