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Arrr! Thar be an M4 MacBook Pro, mighty as a kraken, with 24 hours o’ juice fer yer plunderin’!

2024-10-30

Arrr, mateys! Apple be hoistin' the sails on new MacBook Pro contraptions, powered by the mighty M4 chips, from the just-revealed M4 Pro to the grand treasure known as M4 Max! Aye, let the tech seas be filled with swashbucklin' speed and plunderin' power!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings o' the mighty MacBook Pro, now armed with a CPU as fierce as a cannon blast! After bein' left in the dust while the iPad Pro danced with the swanky M4, our beloved MacBook Pro now sails the high seas with new M4 CPUs, includin' the grand M4 Pro and M4 Max, ready to conquer the computer world!

These sleek vessels, the 14-inch and 16-inch MacBook Pro, be sportin' a bevy o’ ports and power, with the M4 Max givin' ye up to 16-core CPU and a whopping 40-core GPU! Aye, with a Thunderbolt 4 port count of three, ye can connect 'em to two displays bright enough to blind a kraken!

But nay, they look just like their forebears, with a newfangled 12MP Centerstage camera to keep ye in frame, even when ye be bouncin' about like a scallywag. And with promises of up to 24 hours of battery life, ye can sail from sunrise to sunset without a care! Just be wary, matey, ‘tis likely not during those intense sea battles of video renderin’!

With prices startin’ at $1,599, these beauties be ready for pre-order. So hoist yer sails and grab one before they be gone like a ghost ship in the fog! Arrr!

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