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Arrr, Megan Rapinoe be tossin’ shade at the stormy seas o’ another Trump reign—talkin’ ‘bout a savage fate, matey!

2024-10-30

Arrr, mateys! That scallywag Megan Rapinoe be warnin’ ye landlubbers 'bout the election! She says Trump be spoutin’ a tale of a “violent reality,” like a sea monster lurkin’ beneath the waves! Best hoist yer sails wisely, or ye might end up in Davy Jones' locker!

Ahoy, mateys! Hearken to the words of the fair lass Megan Rapinoe, a former star of the pitch, who be callin' on ye voters to steer clear of the treacherous waters of a Trump presidency! In her latest podcast, she be warnin' of the grim and violent storm that be comin' if that scallywag returns to power.

With her trusty companion Sue Bird, they be discussin' matters most vital, like the rights of the lasses to make their own choices, while hoistin' the sails of support for Vice President Kamala Harris. Rapinoe be spoutin' that it’s high time to elect a Black woman to the captain’s seat of this great land! Arrr, a fine opportunity indeed!

She be feelin' both anxious and hopeful, as she believes the good folk desire better than the dark and dismal fate Trump be layin’ before ‘em. Aye, she agreed with the wise words of Coach Popovich, who called Trump a "pathetic individual," claimin’ he’s a small man makin’ others feel small. She be callin’ out a comedian at a Trump rally for spewin’ vile words, demandin' a return to decency in these divisive times. So, let us raise our tankards and vote wisely, lest we sail into stormy seas!

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