"Arrr! Trump be swearin' to sink them billboards pushin' for scallywag rights if he claims the treasure, har har!"
2024-10-30
Arrr, the former captain of the ship, Trump, declared on a fine Tuesday morn that he be settin' sail to banish them billboards shoutin' about the rights o' scallywags in federal chains! Aye, no more flashy signs for those landlubbers caught in the net!
Avast ye scallywags! It be the former captain of the White House, Donald Trump, settin' his sights on them billboards in Texas, offerin' help to those sneaky sea rats bein' held by the feds! He be shoutin', "Kamala be postin' signs sayin' ‘FREE Legal Services for Illegal Alien Criminals!’ But mark me words, when I regain me treasure, those signs be comin' down quicker than a cannonball!"The Department of Homeland Security, that landlubber bunch, be throwin' taxpayer doubloons at these billboards, claimin' to assist immigrants with rights. But their actions be settin' the sails of ICE and Border Patrol in a tizzy, callin’ it all “insultin’.” And I reckon they be right, what with the southern border lookin’ like a bustling pirate port!
Even the landlocked lawmakers in Texas be stormin' the battlements, grumblin' about this misuse of funds. They be sayin’, “Our government be wastin’ coin on the wrong priorities!” As the 2024 election looms, immigration be the hot topic, hotter than a pot of grog on a pirate ship. Trump be vowin’ to bring back the good ol' days of mass deportation and wall-building, a true buccaneer's dream! Yo ho ho, what a ruckus it be!