Arrr! The Taliban be sayin', "No lady voices fer ye!" Aye, what be next, no parrot squawkin' too?
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Taliban be tightening their nooses, decreein’ that lasses in Afghanistan shan't even hear other wenches’ voices whilst they be prayin’! Blimey, what a jolly way to keep ’em silent—like makin’ a parrot wear earplugs! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the treacherous tides in Afghan waters, where the Taliban be casting dark shadows over the fairer sex, makin' the sands of liberty sink like a leaky ship! Aye, they’ve decreed that women be barred from hearin' the sweet sounds of each other’s voices whilst prayin'. Khalid Hanafi, the scallywag in charge of the Vice and Virtue Ministry, blabbered through a message that even a whisper should be as silent as a ghostly galleon at sea!But hold yer grog! It gets murkier! Women already be walkin' the plank of silence, forbidden from singin' or shoutin' “Allahu Akbar” – a phrase that should ring like cannon fire! Nay, these lasses must be swathed from head to toe, lest they catch the eye of temptation – or worse, the ire of the Taliban crew!
And if a lass dares to defy these foul rules, she may find herself shackled in a dungeon, with tales of abuse paintin' a grim picture of the high seas of oppression! Reports be flyin' like cannonballs to the U.N., where the truth be revealed: this be not just cruel, but a crime against humanity! Aye, the tides be changin', but let not the spirits of freedom be drowned just yet!