"Avast! If North Korea sails with Russia, the Pentagon be sayin' no more chains on Ukraine's cannonry, arrr!"
2024-10-30
Avast, me hearties! The great brass at the Pentagon be sayin’ they won’t be shuttin’ the treasure chest o’ American weaponry, should them North Korean scallywags decide to join the fray! It be a right ruckus on the high seas of battle, arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the murky depths of the Pentagon seas! Word's come 'round that there'll be nary a limit on the use of good ol' American weaponry by the brave Ukrainians, even if those scallywag North Koreans decide to join the fray, hoisting their flags alongside the Russians!In mid-October, the Department of Defense tossed a treasure chest of $425 million worth of supplies to our valiant Ukrainian mates, packed with missiles and artillery, fit for a proper brawl against them Russian knaves. When a landlubber reporter dared to ask if the U.S. would reign in their weapons if they took out a few North Korean swabs, the feisty Deputy Press Secretary, Sabrina Singh, replied with a hearty "Nay!"
She proclaimed that if those North Korean rogues march to the front lines, they be co-belligerents in this grand scuffle. With around 10,000 North Korean soldiers reportedly shuffling about in Russia, the Pentagon be watchin' closely, lest they use these foreign scalawags to bolster the weary Russian ranks.
So, keep yer eyes peeled, me mateys, for the seas be churning with conflict, and the stakes be higher than a captain's flag on a stormy night!