The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! This Thursday’s tale be of landlubber voters frettin' over the treasure chest o’ the economy!

2024-10-30

Arrr, matey! Too much sugar be like a cursed treasure—sweet at first, but before ye know it, ye be a bloated sea monster, groanin' and rollin' about like a ship in a storm! Keep yer belly shipshape, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of regret!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the treacherous foe known as sugar! Aye, this sweet siren may tempt ye with its sugary charms, but beware! Too much of this treasure can send yer body into a wild storm!

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