The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Two cursed black holes be givin’ the cosmos a right scare, matey! Arrr, them celestial scallywags be up to no good!"

2024-10-30

Arrr, the wraiths of them twinklin' stars be at their jolly old tricks again! Playin' pranks on us poor sea dogs as we sail the briny deep. Avast, me hearties! Keep yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself dancin' with a spectral matey!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them spectral sparkles in the night sky! Aye, the ghosts of stars be up to their usual shenanigans, plundering the cosmic seas for a bit of mischief. These twinklin' phantoms be dancin' about like a crew of merry buccaneers, tryin' to steal the show from the livin' stars! Har har!

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