Arrr, this election time, most contests be naught but a jolly jig on flat seas, savvy?
2024-10-30
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly new tale be tellin' that seven out o' ten ships, I mean offices, in this year’s grand election be sailin' with but a lone scallywag at the helm! Aye, it be a right bonkers treasure hunt for votes, I say!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of politics! A fresh scroll be revealin' that a vast majority o' elective offices in this year's grand election be claimed by but a solitary scallywag! Aye, ye heard right! Seven outta ten positions are bein' contested by but one brave soul, as if they be the last biscuit in the barrel!