Arrr, Trump be settin' sail to woo the Arab crew and Muslim mateys, but can he charm a parrot?
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! Former Captain Trump be tryin’ to charm them Arab and Muslim crew, despite years o’ hurlin’ insults like cannonballs! He be thinkin’ they’ll hoist his flag come election day, but me hearties, ‘tis a tall tale indeed! A fine jest fer the seven seas!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, for I’ve got a tale of a scallywag known as Donald J. Trump, once the captain o’ the ship called the White House. This here buccaneer be makin' a right strange attempt to woo a crew of Arab and Muslim voters, even though he’s spent many a moon tossin' insults like cannonballs their way!