Arrr, Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo be callin' Ice Cube 'n Fat Joe's World Series acts pure bilge! Give me a proper game, matey!
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! Ice Cube and Fat Joe be shakin' the riggin' at Dodger and Yankee grounds, readyin' fer the World Series! But a swashbucklin' radio legend be sayin', "Bah! I’ve seen better shows from a barnacle on me ship!" Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! A legendary voice of the radio seas be yearnin’ to gaze upon the grand spectacle of baseball! Afore the second clash of the World Series, the swashbucklin’ Ice Cube from Compton did strut his stuff at Dodger Stadium, whilst the roguish Fat Joe did the same in the Bronx two days later. Ice Cube, with his lively tunes, got the crew singin’, but Fat Joe’s performance sailed a bit less smoothly, ‘cordin’ to Chris “Mad Dog” Russo, who be a grumpy sea dog indeed.Russo, in his ramblin’ fashion, ranted on ESPN’s deck, sayin’, “I wants me baseball, not some shanty!” He lamented that the game set sail at 8:18, and he’d rather be watchin’ the ball fly than listenin’ to music—“Give me DiMaggio, Mantle, and all the legends of yore!” he squawked, paintin’ quite the picture of a sailor missin’ his sea legs.
Ice Cube belted out “Bow Down” with jibes at the Yankees, while Fat Joe tossed his own barbs at the Dodgers with “Lean Back.” And aye, this be not the first time artists be performin’ at the Fall Classic; ‘tis a tradition as old as the seas themselves! So hoist yer flags and get ready for more jigs ‘n’ baseball, ye scallywags!