Arrr, will the next captain o’ the ship be givin’ the court a jolly good makeover, eh?
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! As the landlubbers squabble 'bout rulings on the lady's choices and the captain's power, Biden be stirrin' the pot fer Supreme Court changes. Meanwhile, Trump and Harris be sailin' toward Election Day, chattin' 'bout gold and foreign scallywags, while the court be driftin' in the briny deep!
Arrr, mateys! As the winds of change blow through the land, the good folks be battlin’ over matters of abortion, presidential immunity, and the mighty federal power! Captain Joe Biden be settin’ his sails towards Supreme Court reform, but lo and behold, the scallywags Trump and Harris be sailin’ straight towards Election Day with nary a word about the future of the court! Blimey!Instead, the former Captain Trump and the Vice Captain Harris be fixated on matters of immigration and the treasure of the economy! Aye, those be weighty concerns, fer sure, and they be linked to the great decisions of the Supreme Court, but it seems they be too busy swabbin’ the deck to chart a course for justice! Where be the talk of judges and rulings, I ask ye? It’s like a ship without a compass, aimlessly drifting through stormy seas!
The sea be turbulent, and the crew be restless, but our fearless leaders be too busy bickerin’ over landlubber matters. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and let us hope these pirates find their way before they run aground! Aye, the future of the court be a treasure worth fighting for, so let’s raise a mug and encourage ‘em to set their sights on the horizon! Arrr!