"Arrr! High court be sayin' RFK Jr. stays on yer ballots, matey! No walkin' the plank fer him just yet!"
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! The high court be sayin' that ol' Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s name be stayin' on the ballots o' Michigan and Wisconsin, even though he be jumpin' ship! He fancied lettin' Trump have all the booty. And that scallywag Justice Gorsuch be not pleased! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of politics! On a fine Tuesday, the noble U.S. Supreme Court, them wise scallywags, did uphold a lower court's decree—ye see, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the swashbuckler of a candidate, be keepin' his name on the ballot in them stormy waters of Michigan and Wisconsin, even though he be jumpin' ship from the race!Ye might wonder, what be the fuss, ye landlubbers? Well, it be a matter o' great import! Kennedy, in his wisdom—or perhaps folly—sought to withdraw his name to spare the good ol’ former President Trump from takin' a hit in them battleground states. Talk about a noble pirate's heart, eh?
But lo! Justice Neil Gorsuch, a grumpy sea dog, did dissent from the court's merry decision. He musta thought the winds were blowin' in a different direction. So here we be, with Kennedy's name still flyin' high on the flags of the ballots, ready to confuse the hearty voters and send 'em into a tizzy! Aye, the seas of democracy be a wild ride, indeed!