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Arrr, Joe Rogan be sayin’ a parley with Kamala ain't buried yet, though he spurned her demands fer a voyage!

2024-10-30

Arrr, Kamala be trapped in Rogan's lair, while Trump sails in fer a chat on the Joe Rogan Experience—Spotify’s golden treasure! Young scallywags be favorin' Trump, so Harris might fancy a visit, but beware, it could sink her ship! Rogan be spoutin’ more on the X, savvy?

Arrr mateys, gather ‘round fer a tale of political high seas! It be said that Kamala Harris be strugglin’ to haul ol’ Joe Rogan outta his podcast lair, like tryin’ to drag a barnacle off a ship’s hull! Aye, just the other day, the notorious Donald Trump, the captain of controversy, dropped anchor on Rogan’s vessel, the famed "Joe Rogan Experience." This be a treasure map fer young lads, where they be seekin’ both mirth and wisdom, though mostly mirth, I wager!

Now, in this wild race fer the hearts o’ the young scallywags, it seems they be leanin’ toward Trump like a ship in a storm! So ye can bet yer doubloons that if Kamala were to sail her ship into Rogan's waters, it might just help her campaign—if it don’t sink her ship first! Could be a dangerous gambit, aye!

On Tuesday, the cunning Rogan penned somethin’ on X, the social sea where the chatter flows like rum. So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties! Will Harris brave the waves o’ Rogan’s podcast, or will she steer clear from the turbulent waters of controversy? The adventure awaits, and I’ll be watchin’ with a mug o’ grog in me hand!

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