Arrr! Steam be makin' devs spill the beans that players be sportin' scallywag-proof cheat detectors, savvy?
2024-10-30
Arrr, me hearties! Valve be demandin' a scallywag’s oath from fresh devs, makin' 'em swear to keep the cheats at bay! And lo! They be huntin' down the old sea dogs behind past games, makin' 'em sign the same parchment. Avast, the seas of fairness be stormy!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the briny deep of Valve’s treacherous waters! It appears the fine folk at Valve be raisin’ the Jolly Roger of fairness! Aye, they’ve decreed that any scallywag lookin’ to join their ranks must pen their name on a fancy anti-cheat disclaimer, lest they be walkin’ the plank!But that ain’t all, ye landlubbers! Nay, it seems they’ve also set their sights on the ol’ sea dogs behind them established games, huntin’ ‘em down like a pirate seeks buried treasure! They be sendin’ missives to these devs, demandin’ they sign the same parchment, as if to say, “Prove ye be above board, or face Davy Jones’ locker!”
Now, I reckon this be a clever ploy to keep the seas of gaming clean and free from the pestilence of cheats. Yet, I can’t help but chuckle at the sight of grizzled devs, scratchin’ their heads and mutterin’ about the good ol’ days when they could code in peace, free from such bureaucratic storms!
So, raise a mug of grog to Valve, makin’ waves and keepin’ the gaming seas a fair place for all ye fine buccaneers! May the winds of honesty fill yer sails, and may the only cheats ye encounter be in a game of cards!