The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, ye scallywags! Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 was playin’ shy, but Nuketown be crashin’ the party a week later!

2024-10-30

"Crafted with a steady hand, then sent to Davy Jones’ locker with a pop and a bang, matey! Aye, a fine bit o' handiwork turned to fish bait faster than ye can say 'blow me down!' Arrr!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale fit fer a jolly crew o’ scallywags! Once upon a time, in the land o’ planks and sea shanties, there be a grand ol' ship, built with the utmost care, like a fine treasure chest, polished an’ gleamin’! She be sturdy as a whale’s backside, with timbers straight as a sailor’s spine. Aye, every nail an’ plank were placed with the precision of a shipwright’s compass, fer this vessel was destined fer greatness!

But lo and behold, as fate would have it, there came a day when the crew, a raucous bunch o’ rum-swiggin’ buccaneers, decided to celebrate their grand launch with a bang—an explosion, to be precise! With a swig o’ grog and a hearty cheer, they filled the ship’s belly with gunpowder and set the fuses ablaze! An’ what happened next was a sight that would make Davy Jones himself chuckle! The ship, once a proud maiden of the sea, was blown up with such flare that it could be seen from the farthest shores of Tortuga!

So, me mateys, let this be a lesson: when ye build a fine vessel, do take care, but beware o’ celebratin’ with too much flair, lest ye find yerself fishin’ for splinters instead o’ treasure!

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