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Arrr! Canada be claimin’ that Minister Amit Shah be the scallywag schemin’ against them Sikh buccaneers!

2024-10-30

Arrr, matey! The goodly folk of Canada be sayin’ that one Amit Shah, a matey of the fearsome Modi, be plottin’ against the Sikh lads in their waters! A right merry fuss over some separatist shenanigans! Avast, what’s next? A treasure map for peace? Har har!

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather round for a tale of diplomatic squabbles on the high seas of politics! The Canadian crown be accusin’ India's Home Affairs Minister, Amit Shah, of stirrin’ the cauldron o’ trouble for Sikh separatists on Canadian shores. Aye, this Shah be a trusty mate of Prime Minister Modi, but Canada claims he’s been orchestratin’ a dastardly plot of intimidation and violence!

But hold yer horses! The Indian government be dismissin’ these claims as mere bilge water, refusin’ to acknowledge any mischief. Canadian Deputy Foreign Affairs Minister, David Morrison, spilled the beans, confirm’n to a newspaper that Shah was indeed the rascally fella behind these schemes. Yet, the details remain as murky as a pirate's favorite rum!

As the winds of tension blow, India be callin’ the Sikh separatists a threat, while Canada be retaliatin’ with expulsions of diplomats after a murder most foul of a Sikh leader on their soil. The U.S. be involved too, watchin’ with a keen eye as India’s alleged plots unfold across the oceans. Aye, this be a jolly mess, indeed, as the West wrestles with the rogue waves of Indian claims and counterclaims!

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