Arrr, the Yanks be blastin' ISIS nests in Syria, sendin' near three dozen scallywags to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-10-30
Arrr, matey! U.S. CENTCOM be claimin' they sent 35 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker, includin' some high-ranking captains o' the ISIS crew, with a flurry o' cannonballs rainin' down in Syria this week! The battle against them miscreants be far from over, arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for the scallywags at U.S. Central Command be makin' waves in the treacherous waters of the Middle East! Aye, they executed a fine series of strikes upon them dastardly ISIS rascals in Syria, sendin' 35 of 'em to Davy Jones’ locker this past week!This bold venture set sail on a Monday night, takin' aim at a multitude of camps, and they claims to have sent many a senior ISIS leader to meet their maker, savvy? CENTCOM be blabberin' that no innocent souls fell victim to the cannon fire, so the seas remain clear of civilian misfortune!
Now, ye see, these airstrikes be disruptin’ the foul plans of ISIS, knockin’ the wind outta their sails for any devilish plots against good folks and their allies. The command vows to keep the pressure tight on these scurvy dogs until they be nothing but a memory!
Though ISIS still lurks like a ghost ship in the night, they ain't the terror they once were a decade back. With less than a thousand U.S. sailors left in Syria and a couple thousand more in Iraq, there be talks of shrinkin' the crew even further by 2025. Aye, the seas be changin’, but the fight against these brigands continues with a hearty resolve!