The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! The World Series be a grand spectacle in Japan, 'tis clear by the eye-squintin' ratings! Har har!"

2024-10-31

Arrr, me hearties! Shohei Ohtani, the bright star of the Dodgers, be stirrin' up a storm o’ excitement fer the World Series in Japan! Over 15 million scallywags be watchin' each of the first two battles. Aye, that be a fair number of eyes on the prize!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the great Shohei Ohtani, a true swashbuckler of the diamond, who be captaining the Dodgers with a mightier swing than a cannonball! This lad has stirred the waters of excitement across the seas to Japan, where the folk be sittin' on the edges of their seats whilst watchin' the World Series.

Blimey! Over 15 million souls in the Land of the Rising Sun be tuning in to witness the grand spectacle of the first two battles of the series. 'Tis like watchin' a ship sail through a storm, with every crack of the bat echoing like thunder amidst the waves! Ohtani be the captain of this spectacle, drawing the eyes of a nation as if he be a siren lurin’ sailors to their fate.

With his prowess on the field, the lad has become a legend, a true treasure of the sport! As the games unfold, ye can be sure the taverns be filled with raucous cheer, as fans raise their mugs and toast to their hero. So hoist the flags, me mateys, for the World Series be a grand adventure, and Ohtani be the fiercest pirate of 'em all! Yarrr!

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