Arrr, Nebraska lass swings her bat at the naysayers, sayin’, “We ain't scared, matey! We stand firm!”
2024-10-31
Arrr! Six hearty buccaneers from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, led by the fierce two-time champion Jordyn Bahl, be struttin’ their stuff in a political scroll, supportin’ a pro-life measure in the good ol’ Cornhusker territory! Aye, even the sea be takin’ notice of their shenanigans!
At the tender age of 22, the brave Bahl be joinin' five other athletic mates in a series o' commercials that be callin' upon the good folk o' Nebraska to cast their votes on two mighty measures regarding the fate of unborn squires. One measure seeks to ban abortions in the second and third trimesters, whilst the other be grantin' all souls the right to choose until they be ready to set sail!
When the naysayers questioned her motives, this bold lass replied, "Nay, we be not paid for our words! We just be standin' up fer life!" The university hath declared that these students be free to exercise their rights, but their views be not representin' the university’s own. So, raise yer tankards to the brave Bahl and her crew for takin' a stance in the tempestuous sea of politics! Yarrr!