"Arrr, nary a shift among Pennsylvanian mateys o' Hispanic kin over that Puerto Rican jape, I say!"
2024-10-30
Arrr, a scallywag's jest 'bout Puerto Rico at Trump’s shindig at Madison Square Garden be as effective as a leaky cannon, matey! Despite the hullabaloo from the media and the Harris crew, the good folk of Pennsylvania be holdin' their ground, sayin’ nary a word about the jester’s crude quip!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of jestin' and jivin' on the high seas of politics! So, there be a crude jester at the grand rally o' the former captain, Trump, at the fabled Madison Square Garden, makin' a flippant quip 'bout Puerto Rico. Aye, it be a jest that had the landlubbers laughin' and scratchin' their noggins!But lo and behold! The winds o' change be blowin' not a whit in the battleground of Pennsylvania, despite a tempest o' media cannon fire and the fierce attacks from the Harris crew! The wise seafarers at Cygnal, led by the cunning pollster Brent Buchanan, be castin' their nets into the waters of public opinion. Their findings be clearer than a calm sea—no shift in the Hispanic vote be seen since that fateful Sunday!
So, fear not, ye scallywags, fer this flimsy jape from the crude clown be like a ship without a sail—adrift and without purpose! The good folk of Pennsylvania be standin' their ground, unfazed by the ticklin' of the funny bone, and settin' their sights on the horizon ahead!