Arrr, them Puerto Ricans in Pennsyltucky be sayin' Trump’s jests be stickin' like barnacles on a ship’s hull!
2024-10-30
Ahoy! In Fairhill, North Philly, ye be spottin' Puerto Rico on every corner! Flags flyin', salsa blarin', and fried plantains temptin' yer taste buds. This here be the lively heart of over 90,000 proud Boricuas, a treasure for both scallywags of the Democrats and the Republicans! Arrr!
Arrr matey, let me spin ye a yarn 'bout Fairhill, a North Philadelphia cove where the spirit of Puerto Rico be sailin' high! Ye can’t toss a doubloon without hittin' a flag of red, white, and blue flutterin' from homes and shops, like a proud ship in full sail!As ye stroll the bustling streets, ye be hearin' the lively beats of salsa and reggaetón blastin’ from every corner like a cannon fire in a hearty tavern. The aroma of fried plantains and spit-roasted pork wafts through the air, temptin' even the most steadfast pirate to part with his doubloons for a taste o’ the good grub!
In this here neighborhood, ye’ll find the heart and soul of over 90,000 Puerto Rican scallywags livin’ and laughin’, makin’ Fairhill the very treasure of Pennsylvania’s Latino community! Why, both the Democrats and Republicans be eyein' it like a fine treasure map, for it be a place rich in culture and camaraderie! So hoist the sails and join in the revelry, for Fairhill be where the spirit of Puerto Rico shines brighter than a pirate's gold!