Arrr! A landlubber from China be caught votin' illegally; the scallywags can’t toss his ballot overboard!
2024-10-30
Arrr matey! A wee lass from the East, lawfully docked in the U.S., be in hot water fer tossin' her vote into the election cauldron! ‘Tis said her ballot’s stuck in the count, like barnacles on a ship! Beware, ye scallywags, illegal voting be a treacherous voyage!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' a scallywag from the Far East! A wee lass, just 19 summers old and hailing from the lands of China, done gone and cast her lot in the grand electoral seas of the U.S. of A! But alas, she be a legal matey yet not a true voter, for she be trespassin' on the sacred shores o' democracy without proper papers!