Arrr! This be a time-travelin' jest! Halo 2’s birthday brings back the olde maps, no sprintin’, just good ol’ cannon fire!
2024-10-31
Arrr, matey! Did ye find yerself struck dumb by its grandiosity, like a landlubber starin’ at the sun? Aye, it be shiny enough to make even the fiercest sea dog squint like a wee kitten in the daylight! Har har har!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale that be as shiny as a treasure chest o’ doubloons! There be a mighty grand sight on the horizon, more splendid than a mermaid’s song—a sight that could make even Davy Jones himself weep like a scallywag! Were ye blinded by its majesty, ye ask? Aye, I reckon ye might be!