Arrr! The House scallywags sent ol' Cuomo to the DOJ brig fer some reckonin’! Aye, what a jolly mess!
2024-10-31
Arrr, matey! A scallywag committee be sendin’ a missive to the justice men, harkin’ back to old Governor Cuomo’s tall tales 'bout the poor souls lost in nursing homes during the plague we call COVID. Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery and political shenanigans on the high seas of Congress! A band o' Republican scallywags be pointin' their fingers at former New York Gov’nor Andrew Cuomo, claimin' he spun a yarn or two about his role in the grim fate o' nursing home denizens during the plague known as COVID-19.According to the captain of this motley crew, Rep. Brad Wenstrup, Cuomo be accused of maneuverin' like a slippery eel to dodge blame for the tragic fate of those poor souls. They say he held secret parley with the subcommittee but failed to peruse a report that laid the blame squarely on his shoulders. Aye, he be denyin’ all knowledge, claimin’ he can’t recall ever readin’ the darn thing, despite evidence suggestin’ he penned parts of it himself!
To top it off, Cuomo be gearin' up for a mayoral showdown in New York City, while the current captain, Mayor Eric Adams, be caught in a storm of his own with bribery allegations sailin’ his way. It’s a right jolly mess, but fear not! This referral be nothin’ but bluster, as Congress be lackin' the magic powers to dictate the Justice Department’s course. So hoist the sails and keep watch, for the political seas be ever turbulent! Yarrr!