Arrr! Trump be tellin' Netanyahu, "Wrap up the Israel-Hamas scuffle by January, or ye be walkin' the plank!"
2024-10-30
Arrr, me hearties! Former Captain Trump be tellin’ Prime Minister Netanyahu to hoist anchor and end the ruckus ‘twixt Israel and them scallywags Hamas by the 20th o’ January! Aye, the Times of Israel be spillin’ the beans on this wild sea tale! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of high-seas politickin’ and a scallywag known as Donald Trump, who be wantin’ a cease to the Israel-Hamas fracas by the time he takes the helm again on January 20th, if the winds o’ fortune blow in his favor come November 5th!The juicy tidbits be spillin’ from the Times of Israel, whispered by a shadowy figure, claimin' that during a visit by Prime Minister Netanyahu to Trump’s swanky lair, Mar-a-Lago, the Trumpster issued a request to wrap things up with a quickness. Aye, the war’s been raging since October 7, and it seems our ol’ captain was lookin’ to keep his unmentionables tidy before settin’ sail anew.
Meanwhile, the Biden-Harris crew be givin' a nod to Israel while throwin’ a jolly ol' wrench in their military escapades. And what of our lass Kamala? When asked if she be more pro-Israel than Trump, she danced ‘round the question like a landlubber at a shanty, jabberin’ on about dangers instead. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for this tale be far from over, and we be watchin’ the seas of politics churn!