Avast, matey! Cast aside yer Magic Mouse; them new M4 Macs be sportin' a curious lack o' Wi-Fi 7! Arrr!
2024-10-31
Arrr, mateys! Apple’s shiny M4 treasure be bound to make yer Macs sing like sirens, but alas, their Wi-Fi be as reliable as a parrot with a cold! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for a bumpy ride through cyberspace!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the latest contraptions from the scallywags at Apple, known as the M4 Macs! Aye, they be boasting fancy M4, M4 Pro, and M4 Max chips, promising swifter sails on the seas of performance. But hark! They left the precious Wi-Fi 7 behind, like a treasure chest with naught but sand inside, even as their lesser vessel, the iPhone 16, flaunts it like a peacock. Arrr!‘Tis a curious turn of the tide, for the M4 chips had many a landlubber whisperin’ of grand advancements. Yet here we be, faced with the grim reality that these new Macs, despite their shiny hardware, shun the superior Wi-Fi 7. Aye, they be stickin’ to the tried and true Wi-Fi 6E while the Wi-Fi Alliance be plotting their next mischief with Wi-Fi 8!
Even the Magic Mouse be causin’ a ruckus with its odd charging port—talk about a blunder! So, we be left wonderin' if we’ll have to wait until the M5 Macs set sail to catch the winds of Wi-Fi 7, or if Apple will hoist the Jolly Roger and bless us with an upgrade sooner. Until then, we be merely shipmates longing for better internet seas. Yarrr!