Avast, ye Windows 10 scallywags! For a few doubloons, ye can keep yer precious OS shipshape while Microsoft begs ye to behave!
2024-10-31
Ahoy, mateys! The winds be blowin’ fair for Windows 10, as it be getting a year’s worth o’ gold for security keepin’ after October 2025! So hoist yer sails and prepare fer a merry voyage 'fore ye be left adrift in the sea of obsolescence! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the realm of Microsoft, where they be tossin’ out a lifeline to all ye scallywags still clingin' to the good ol’ Windows 10! Aye, they be offerin’ an extra year o' security support, but beware! It be comin' at the cost o’ thirty doubloons!In a recent missive from the deck of their blog, Microsoft announced a new program called Extended Security Updates (ESU) available to all landlubbers, not just the high-flyin’ enterprise types. If ye refuse to set sail for Windows 11 by the time support for Windows 10 runs dry on October 14, 2025, ye can keep yer ship afloat with updates, but no shiny new features, mind ye!
It seems the seas be rough for Windows 11, with many landlubbers resistant to upgrade thanks to its hefty hardware demands and mutinous updates. Normally, such extended support be reserved for the big fish, but now any ol’ sailor with thirty coins can keep their vessel secure a wee bit longer!
So hoist the sails, me hearties, and consider if ye be willin’ to pay for a touch o’ security while ye ponder whether to join the Windows 11 crew or stay with the familiar waters of Windows 10! Arrr!