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Arrr! R.F.K. Jr. be sayin' Trump swore him the helm o’ the health ship, but the crew be callin' it hasty!

2024-10-31

Arrr, me hearties! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be spoutin’ tales o’ Trump givin’ him the helm of the health ship if he sails to victory next week! But the Trump crew be sayin’, “Nay, no such promise!” Just a bunch o’ bluster, like a parrot with a sore throat!

Avast ye hearty mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! It be said that the scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be makin’ waves on the digital seas, spillin’ the beans to his loyal crew that the former captain of the ship, Donald J. Trump, be grantin’ him the helm of the nation’s public health fleet, should he seize victory in the battle of the ballots next week!

But hold yer horses, ye landlubbers! The Trump camp be denyin’ all such promises, claimin’ that no such treasure be promised to the good Captain Kennedy. “Nay,” declared Steven Cheung, a spokesman for the Trump ship, “We be establishin’ a Trump Vance transition crew to chart our course for what lies beyond the election horizon.” So, it seems the winds of fortune be blowin’ in many a direction!

So, what be the truth, ye curious crew? Is it a grand tale spun by Captain Kennedy or merely the winds of rumor blowin’ through the sails? As the election approaches, keep yer spyglass trained on the horizon, for this tale be far from over! Arrr!

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