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Arrr! With Obama, the smoke be risin', and Harris be gatherin' the lads for a jolly good time!

2024-10-31

Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala be settin' sail this week with a shiny treasure map fer Black lads! With grand plans and a hullabaloo of media, she be keen to win their hearts before them scallywag Republicans try to plunder 'em! Avast, the final stretch be upon us!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Vice President Kamala Harris and her grand quest to woo the fine Black gentlemen of the land! This week, she be settin' sail with a fresh treasure map of policy proposals, all aimed at catchin' the eye of those dapper lads who usually be sailin' under the Democratic flag.

With the winds a-changin' and those scallywags in the Republican camp makin' their move, Kamala be raisin' the Jolly Roger to keep her crew intact! “As we approach the final stretch,” quoth her trusty matey, Michael Tyler, “she be keen to speak straight to a crew that has always been near and dear to her heart.” Aye, those Black men be a vital part of her ship, and she be lookin' to reel 'em in with a media blitz fit for a captain!

So, brace yerselves, lads! The Vice President be throwin' a grand shindig o' programs and proposals, all in the hopes of keepin' her ship afloat in these turbulent seas of politics. Will she charm the Black men to stay true to her cause, or will the siren call of the Republicans lure 'em away? Only time will tell, me mateys!

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