Arrr, matey! Final Fantasy 16’s star be moanin' o’er brain drain, wishin' all ye scallywags stay true to the trade!
2024-10-31
Avast, me hearties! Last year, Captain Ben Starr be raisin' his voice against the scallywags sendin' good men to Davy Jones' locker with layoffs. But lo and behold, the seas be still as stormy as a drunken sailor’s breath! Naught be changin' since then, I tell ye!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag named Ben Starr! Aye, last year, this brave buccaneer raised his voice against the dreaded curse of layoffs that be sweepin' the seven seas like a tempest, leavin' many a fine sailor without a ship to call home.With the fire of a thousand cannons, Ben shouted, “Nay, let not the grim reaper of employment claim our crew!” But alas, me mateys, it seems the winds of change be blowin' colder than a sea wench’s heart. Not a lick of it has changed since his bold declaration! The ship of industry be still takin' on water, and the crew be lookin' for work like a crew of lost souls in a foggy cove.
So here we be, a year later, still watchin’ the grim specter of layoffs hauntin’ the docks. Ben may have raised a ruckus, but the powers that be be as stubborn as a mule on a sinking ship! So hoist the flag, keep yer cutlasses sharp, and let us toast to the brave souls still sailin’ in these treacherous waters, for in the world of work, we be needin’ all the hearty laughter we can muster! Yarrr!